14 Ways To Sing Row Row Row Your Boat

by RP - Rob Potylo

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"RP" or Rob Potylo (Poe-Til-Low) Is truly Outsider music comedy at its Best. A musician playing sum magical songs on an upside down guitar Rob looks like no other fellah out there....yey leggings and cat hats...... Roseanne Barr is quoted as saying "His songs are funny and deep."

With over 10 years of performing at venues all around the Country including The Comedy Store in LA, Caroline's Times Square, The Wilbur Theater in Boston. On top of 1000's of performances on the streets... Including playing to an NYPD Lady Cop to the tune of 3 Million Views during Occupy Wall Street.

RP has toured with Vermin Supreme and Matthew Silver all around the USA in hopes of making more happy moments for everyone!!!!

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released February 15, 2017

Written by RP - Rob Potylo
Produced by Jake Drambus
Produed by Philip Shive
At Sonic Void Studios

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Track Name: Why We're On The Facebook All Night
The banks are corrupt
and corporations suck
but nobody gives a fuck
as long as we have our netflix
and slurpees are only a dollar
DUR
It's a perfect wonder
Why we're on the facebooks all night
Oh my god Edward Snowden leaked
that the Government steals your tweets
but no one gives a shit
we just want our Netflix on tap
DER
It's a perfect wonder
why we're on the facebooks all night
Oh my god blame Donald Trump
not the millions docile and dumb
oh it's the 1%
not the 80%
that just don't give a shit
duh
It's a perfect wonder
why we're on the facebooks all night.
Track Name: Condom On My Dreams
Maybe Trump has a DVD
That he records you and me
And lets his drinking buddies
watch up fuck up
while they're laughing their asses off
It's like someone put a condom on my dreams
cause now i can't feel a fucking thing
it's like somebody put a condom on my dreams
cause now I can't feel a fucking think
Why did you coach my little league team
when you don't like baseball dad
why did you coach my fucking little league team
when you don't like baseball you drunk
Track Name: I Got Construction Boots!
I Got Construction Boots
I'm gonna do construction
I got construction boots
I'm gonna do construction
I got construction boots
lets go out and build a fucking shed
well I got construction boots
and I drink miller lite
I don't trust gay people
i lift weights to Godsmack
I got construction boots
Lets go out
And build a fucking shed
Well America's the Best
it says so in the bible
I got construction boots
I wrote the fucking bible
I got construction boots
And I voted for John McCain
Well I got construction boots
and a Ninja motorcycle
and a chinese tattoo
that says legacy
I got construction boots
And I like to jerk off to porn
Well I got construction boots
I'm gonna build a tank
and blow up gay people
and watch Tom Brady
I drink miller lite
I believe these colors will never run
fly eagle!
Track Name: Mexico Danger Zone
Palm Trees
and lotion
Mexico Danger Zone
Drug Dogs
And Cocaine
Mexico
Danger
Zone
Boarder Cops
And Cocaine
Mexico
Danger Zone
Drug dogs
and strap ons
Mexico
Danger Zone
Track Name: Vermin Supreme
Oh!
Vermin Supreme
Is the Candidate for me!
Free ponies for you and me
With Vermin Supreme
2016
Was such a shit scene
But not Vermin Supreme
He's for you and me
Oh Vermin Supreme
Is the candidate for me
free ponies for you and me
and also clean teeth
Hillary's a loon
Trump hates the shrooms
but if you wanna shroom with you and me
It's Vermin Supreme
Oh the ponies are really soft
and you can touch them down there
but don't touch them down there too much
or Vermin's gonna stare
Hillary's a phony
Trump grabs them by the pony
If you wanna grab me
It's Vermin Supreme
Track Name: I Put A Baby In You
This song is about girls
and their dreams
Girls are like beautiful butterflies
floating through life
one week they wanna be a photographer
the next week run for president
but there's one thing we can do
to clip the wings of those dreams
this is called I PUT A BABY IN YOU
Oh I put a baby in you
cause you kept wanting to go to college
so I put a baby in you
now you got something to do
Wash the baby
clean the baby
i'm going to play keno with my shitty friends
oh i put a baby in you
cause you wanted to travel around the world
so I put a baby in you
boo whoo
now you can show the baby google earth
baby puke
clean it up
i'm going to play keno with my shitty friends
Track Name: The Marijuana Train
Well I wake at dawn
and I tile til dawn
and fake it for the norm
all day long
Rob Gronkowski Cruise
I don't need booze
what do I need
holy shit it's weed
I'm leaving tonight
on The Marijuana Train
The Marijuana Train
is taking me away
last call for
The Marijuana Train
never coming back
Well I bumped into a dude
that I knew from high school
and he asks me how I do
how do you do?
How do you do?
Do you really care?
Do you really care?
No you don't so there!

Chrous
Track Name: Mike Pence "Hit Them With The Pence Shock!"
Hit Them With The Pence Shock!
Why don't you hit them with the Pence shock
hit them with the Pence shock
no longer gay!
Well you're a real tough VP
with a long history
of shocking gays straight
like Palpatine
Track Name: Two Pumps For Trump
Well I'm proud I voted for Donald Trump
for at least I know I'm free
and I won't forget the
Iraqi veterans
who gave that right to me
and I surely stand up
two pumps for trump
and protect him til this day
for there ain't no doubt I love this world
god bless the USA
And I'm proud to vote for Donald Trump
for at least I know I'm free
and I won't forget the
Vietnam veterans
who gave that right to me
and I surely stand up
two pumps for trump
and protect him til this day
for there ain't no doubt I love this world
god bless the USA
Track Name: Coin Operated Wall
Oh Coin operated wall
blocking out brown people
on every shore
getting rid of illegals
for all the neos
doing it for oil
so we can get spoiled
on a coin operated war
blowing up brown people
on every shore
putting on a hurting
for halliburton
doing it for oil
so we can all get spoiled
on a coin operated war
senators don't send their sons
to blow up children
and their moms
what's the point to even protest
the tv stations don't cover it
as long as we have our shit
who cares if there's blood on it
I think we've all gone to bed
posting on facebook great big jpg's
of a coin operated war
all the other wars
ones we had before
cannot hold a candle
to the way we handle
doing it for oil
so we can all get spoiled
on a coin operated war
Track Name: She-Ra
Oh she-ra
don't grab your crown
come out from your tower
cut these vines off me
i know those dirt bags
keep dragging you down
but come out from your tower
cut these vines off me
when you're sinking in dirtbags
and the sky gets dark
build an ark
come find me
when you're lost in the dirt bags
and the sky gets dark
build an ark
come find me
oh she ra
hey don't grab your crown
come out from that tower
cut these vines off me
i don't those dirt bags
keep dragging you down
but come out from that tower
cut these vines off me
when your lost in the bullshit
and the room gets dark
build an ark
come find me
when your lost in the dirt bags.....
Track Name: Fall From That Dream
Once in awhile
when the gears click we smile
and it's raining planets
fall from the sky
they burst on the ground
down every town
that we pour into now
i'm down
you're down
eyes like the planets
bursting
just burst in
and i'll drink your plan
every time
you start to wonder
hear the thunder
and down
from the sky
fall from that dream
up in the sky
from that dream
to the big in betweens
you're on your own
all the planets they're gone
and i'll fly mine
right over the night
eyes like the death stars
burst in just
burst in
and i'll drink you're
plans
every night
you get manic
start to panic
and down
from the sky
eyes like the death stars
burst in just
burst in
and i'll drink you're
plans
every night
you start to wonder
hear the thunder
and down
from the sky
fall from that dream
up in the sky
from that dream
to the big in betweens
you're on your own
all the planets they're gone
and i'll fly mine
right over the night
I fly mine
right over the night
I fly mine right over the night
Track Name: Drawing Up Circles
I'm burning up circles
dip dip
and the worlds do collide
i'm drawing up circles
dip dip
and the worlds do collide

I'm burning up circles
dip dip
and the worlds do collide
i'm drawing up circles
dip dip
and the worlds do collide