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14 Ways To Sing Row Row Row Your Boat

by Rob Potylo

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The banks are corrupt and corporations suck but nobody gives a fuck as long as we have our netflix and slurpees are only a dollar DUR It's a perfect wonder Why we're on the facebooks all night Oh my god Edward Snowden leaked that the Government steals your tweets but no one gives a shit we just want our Netflix on tap DER It's a perfect wonder why we're on the facebooks all night Oh my god blame Donald Trump not the millions docile and dumb oh it's the 1% not the 80% that just don't give a shit duh It's a perfect wonder why we're on the facebooks all night.
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Maybe Trump has a DVD That he records you and me And lets his drinking buddies watch up fuck up while they're laughing their asses off It's like someone put a condom on my dreams cause now i can't feel a fucking thing it's like somebody put a condom on my dreams cause now I can't feel a fucking think Why did you coach my little league team when you don't like baseball dad why did you coach my fucking little league team when you don't like baseball you drunk
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Gonna snort klonopins and work at Best Buy Hot Dogs And Applesauce Hot Dogs And Applesauce Hot Dogs And Applesauce Gonna snort Percocets and work at Target Hot Dogs And Applesauce And maybe we'll get married one day gonna smoke some weed and play call of duty Hot Dogs And Applesauce Hot Dogs And Applesauce Hot Dogs And Applesauce Gonna smoke some weed and call your mom Hot Dogs And Applesauce And Maybe we'll get married one day Gonna call my dog the N Word Hot Dogs And Applesauce Hot Dogs And Applesauce Hot Dogs And Applesauce Gonna call my dog Neutered That's their word Hot Dogs And Applesauce And Maybe we'll get married one day Oh 9/11 was an inside job Hot Dogs And Applesauce Hot Dogs And Applesauce Hot Dogs And Applesauce Oh 9/11 was a spooky inside job Hot Dogs And Applesauce And maybe we'll get married one day
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I Got Construction Boots I'm gonna do construction I got construction boots I'm gonna do construction I got construction boots lets go out and build a fucking shed well I got construction boots and I drink miller lite I don't trust gay people i lift weights to Godsmack I got construction boots Lets go out And build a fucking shed Well America's the Best it says so in the bible I got construction boots I wrote the fucking bible I got construction boots And I voted for John McCain Well I got construction boots and a Ninja motorcycle and a chinese tattoo that says legacy I got construction boots And I like to jerk off to porn Well I got construction boots I'm gonna build a tank and blow up gay people and watch Tom Brady I drink miller lite I believe these colors will never run fly eagle!
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Palm Trees and lotion Mexico Danger Zone Drug Dogs And Cocaine Mexico Danger Zone Boarder Cops And Cocaine Mexico Danger Zone Drug dogs and strap ons Mexico Danger Zone
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Oh! Vermin Supreme Is the Candidate for me! Free ponies for you and me With Vermin Supreme 2016 Was such a shit scene But not Vermin Supreme He's for you and me Oh Vermin Supreme Is the candidate for me free ponies for you and me and also clean teeth Hillary's a loon Trump hates the shrooms but if you wanna shroom with you and me It's Vermin Supreme Oh the ponies are really soft and you can touch them down there but don't touch them down there too much or Vermin's gonna stare Hillary's a phony Trump grabs them by the pony If you wanna grab me It's Vermin Supreme
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This song is about girls and their dreams Girls are like beautiful butterflies floating through life one week they wanna be a photographer the next week run for president but there's one thing we can do to clip the wings of those dreams this is called I PUT A BABY IN YOU Oh I put a baby in you cause you kept wanting to go to college so I put a baby in you now you got something to do Wash the baby clean the baby i'm going to play keno with my shitty friends oh i put a baby in you cause you wanted to travel around the world so I put a baby in you boo whoo now you can show the baby google earth baby puke clean it up i'm going to play keno with my shitty friends
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Well I wake at dawn and I tile til dawn and fake it for the norm all day long Rob Gronkowski Cruise I don't need booze what do I need holy shit it's weed I'm leaving tonight on The Marijuana Train The Marijuana Train is taking me away last call for The Marijuana Train never coming back Well I bumped into a dude that I knew from high school and he asks me how I do how do you do? How do you do? Do you really care? Do you really care? No you don't so there! Chrous
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Hit Them With The Pence Shock! Why don't you hit them with the Pence shock hit them with the Pence shock no longer gay! Well you're a real tough VP with a long history of shocking gays straight like Palpatine
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Well I'm proud I voted for Donald Trump for at least I know I'm free and I won't forget the Iraqi veterans who gave that right to me and I surely stand up two pumps for trump and protect him til this day for there ain't no doubt I love this world god bless the USA And I'm proud to vote for Donald Trump for at least I know I'm free and I won't forget the Vietnam veterans who gave that right to me and I surely stand up two pumps for trump and protect him til this day for there ain't no doubt I love this world god bless the USA
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Oh Coin operated war blocking out brown people on every shore getting rid of illegals for all the neos doing it for oil so we can get spoiled on a coin operated war blowing up brown people on every shore putting on a hurting for halliburton doing it for oil so we can all get spoiled on a coin operated war senators don't send their sons to blow up children and their moms what's the point to even protest the tv stations don't cover it as long as we have our shit who cares if there's blood on it I think we've all gone to bed posting on facebook great big jpg's of a coin operated war all the other wars ones we had before cannot hold a candle to the way we handle doing it for oil so we can all get spoiled on a coin operated war
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She-Ra 01:59
Oh she-ra don't grab your crown come out from your tower cut these vines off me i know those dirt bags keep dragging you down but come out from your tower cut these vines off me when you're sinking in dirtbags and the sky gets dark build an ark come find me when you're lost in the dirt bags and the sky gets dark build an ark come find me oh she ra hey don't grab your crown come out from that tower cut these vines off me i don't those dirt bags keep dragging you down but come out from that tower cut these vines off me when your lost in the bullshit and the room gets dark build an ark come find me when your lost in the dirt bags.....
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Once in awhile when the gears click we smile and it's raining planets fall from the sky they burst on the ground down every town that we pour into now i'm down you're down eyes like the planets bursting just burst in and i'll drink your plan every time you start to wonder hear the thunder and down from the sky fall from that dream up in the sky from that dream to the big in betweens you're on your own all the planets they're gone and i'll fly mine right over the night eyes like the death stars burst in just burst in and i'll drink you're plans every night you get manic start to panic and down from the sky eyes like the death stars burst in just burst in and i'll drink you're plans every night you start to wonder hear the thunder and down from the sky fall from that dream up in the sky from that dream to the big in betweens you're on your own all the planets they're gone and i'll fly mine right over the night I fly mine right over the night I fly mine right over the night
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I'm burning up circles dip dip and the worlds do collide i'm drawing up circles dip dip and the worlds do collide I'm burning up circles dip dip and the worlds do collide i'm drawing up circles dip dip and the worlds do collide
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Fresh off a 12 city tour with 4evah Presidential candidate Vermin Supreme, and performance artist Matthew Silver the ever manically delicious Rob Potylo drops this lovely album of songs he played throughout the tour and the 8 city tour before that with Vermin Supreme!

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released February 15, 2017

Written by RP - Rob Potylo
Produced by Jake Drambus
Produed by Philip Shive
At Sonic Void Studios

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