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Rob Potylo!
01:27
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He's a boy cow can't you see?
He's got milk for you and me!
Milk him slow!
Milk him sweet!
For the milk comes our the teat
He's a boy cow don't you know
Milk him hard or milk him slow
Make the milk come out in the sun
We shall milk him in the sun
(Chorus)
In the sun, in the sun
We shall milk him in the sun
He's a boy cow he needs milking
Let us milk him in the Sun!
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Eat the cat food you fucking whore
Eat the cat food you whore
That's what I'm about
That's what you should be about
Swallow the cat food you whore
My kidney disease ain't getting any better
Swallow the cat food you whore
But it might save me a suicide letter
Eat the cat food you whore
Eat the cat food you fucking whore
Swallow the cat food you whore
That's what I'm about
That's what you should be about
Swallow the cat food you whore
My kidney disease is getting my best
Eat the cat food you whore
So fuck yourself and your fat girl tits
Swallow the cat food you whore
Eat the cat food you fucking whore
Swallow the cat food you whore
That's what I'm about
That's what you should be about
Swallow the cat food you whore
I'm circumcised so I cant feel shit
Eat the cat food you whore
So it might be a qtip instead of my dick
Swallow the cat food you whore
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I don't wanna play
Your free comedy show
Just because two people from Conan might go
Let me die by my own hands
Before God pulls the rug out on me
I don't wanna network after my set
I wanna go straight home
And gas up on Meth
Let me die by my own hands
Before God pulls the rug out on me
I dont wanna see how smart is your dog
I wanna go straight home and
Play with my HOF
Let me die by my own hands
Before God pulls the rug out on me
I don't wanna talk about Marvel or XMen
I wanna go straight home
And hit my Vape Pen
Let me die by my own hands
Before God pulls the rug out on me
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Well that big swamp witch
That steals all your lines
That fat dumb fuck that blows through the light
Well that big dumb fuck that blows through the light
Everyone will be there at that shitty open mic
Ooooh baby
Ooooh weeeee
Oooooh baby
Oooooh weeeee
It's That Shitty Dude Open Mic
Every comic in LA
Will put their name in a hat
The 1st 28 get 3 minutes of laughs
The other 200 will take off for the night
Cause they couldn't get time on
That shitty open mic
Ooooh baby
Ooooh weeeee
Oooooh baby
Oooooh weeeee
It's That Shitty Dude Open Mic
I can't take it anymore
I finally got some time
I killed onstage but no one was inside
Gonna crush my sac
With a vice in the back
If I can't do another open mic shit trap
Ooooh baby
Ooooh weeeee
Oooooh baby
Oooooh weeeee
It's That Shitty Dude Open Mic
Well I look at the watch
I looked at my wrist
I punched myself with the mic
In my first
I took all my material out to be hiked
By every swamp witch at that shitty open mic
Ooooh baby
Ooooh weeeee
Oooooh baby
Oooooh weeeee
It's That Shitty Dude Open Mic
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Pay Your Debt! ( Dad! )
02:12
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Pay your Debt Dad!
22 trillion dollars
Pay your Debt dad!
Trickle down economics
I'm not the one responsible for the Korean War
Or WW2
That was you, that was you!!
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Gas Up The plane!
01:39
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And I'll gas up the plane with you
Will you gas up the plane with me
Will you gas up the plane for free?
Will you gas up the plane for me?
You are my friend
You give me molly to protect me
Hiding in my room
Fucked up on the shrooms
I trust no one and no one touches me
But...
And I'll gas up the plane with you
Will you gas up the plane with me
Will you gas up the plane for free?
Will you gas up the plane for me?
I got my shrooms
And my cocaine to protect me
I am shielded by two benzos
Staring at the tv
I'm fucking pissed
If I never fucked I never would have
Miss
And I'll gas up the plane with you
Will you gas up the plane with me
Will you gas up the plane for free?
Will you gas up the plane for me?
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I Fought The World
01:50
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Working at Amazon
Cause my art sucks
I Fought The World and the world won X2
Can't get it up til after I cum
I Fought The World and the world won X2
I got kidney disease at stage 3
I guess my shit is done
Well I need a transplant for 130 grand
Oooooh
I Fought The World and the world won X2
Robbing little ladies with my dick gun
I Fought The World and the world won X2
Robbing little ladies with my d d dickgun
I Fought The World and the world won X2
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9. |
Wash Your Hole!
01:06
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