It's That Shitty Dude Open Mic

from Children's Songs For Adults (EP) by Rob Potylo

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34% of open mics in Los Angeles!

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Well that big swamp witch
That steals all your lines
That fat dumb fuck that blows through the light
Well that big dumb fuck that blows through the light
Everyone will be there at that shitty open mic

Ooooh baby
Ooooh weeeee
Oooooh baby
Oooooh weeeee
It's That Shitty Dude Open Mic

Every comic in LA
Will put their name in a hat
The 1st 28 get 3 minutes of laughs
The other 200 will take off for the night
Cause they couldn't get time on
That shitty open mic



Ooooh baby
Ooooh weeeee
Oooooh baby
Oooooh weeeee
It's That Shitty Dude Open Mic

I can't take it anymore
I finally got some time
I killed onstage but no one was inside
Gonna crush my sac
With a vice in the back
If I can't do another open mic shit trap



Ooooh baby
Ooooh weeeee
Oooooh baby
Oooooh weeeee
It's That Shitty Dude Open Mic

Well I look at the watch
I looked at my wrist
I punched myself with the mic
In my first
I took all my material out to be hiked
By every swamp witch at that shitty open mic


Ooooh baby
Ooooh weeeee
Oooooh baby
Oooooh weeeee
It's That Shitty Dude Open Mic

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from Children's Songs For Adults (EP), released October 21, 2019
Rob Potylo- guitars and vocals
Carl Anthony Jr.- Vocals

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